by Sir Hogendobler | Nov 12, 2024
I’m here to rant about the 2024 election because, seriously, what the fuck just happened? As a life-long Progressive Democrat and enthusiastic Kamala Harris supporter, I felt like I got kicked in the teeth when Trump won. How could this possibly be real? How could anyone, let alone millions of women, minorities, and anyone with two brain cells, vote for this guy that treats them like shit? Well, I wanted answers, and I’ve come up with a theory that’s both disturbing and darkly fascinating.
I’m no political scientist or journalist. I’m just a dad with two daughters trying to make sense of this chaos. I’m aware that I’m probably oversimplifying things here. Just hang with me, because I promise there’s a wild ride ahead. And yeah, some of this might sound a little politically incorrect, but hey — this is some dark shit, and we need to be real if we’re ever going to figure it out.
Let’s break down the voters into three groups:
So why did this third bunch vote for a guy who treats them like garbage? Brace yourself for the ugly truth: they don’t know him. Seriously. They’re clueless. They think he’s just a rich, successful, tell-it-like-it-is businessman who somehow made their lives better back before COVID. That’s it. These are our RUBIs: Radically Uninformed and Blindingly Inattentive.
Let’s make this real clear: RUBIs aren’t MAGA nutjobs. They’re not the ones chanting “Build the wall!” and dreaming of a 1950s America that never even existed. Hell, I don’t think they’re even politically affiliated in any traditional sense. They’re just everyday people who are so ridiculously checked out, it’s scary.
Let’s face it: some people just don’t keep up with current events or politics. This is the RUBI voter group — the ones who might as well be teleporting in from the Stone Age, still wrapping their heads around fire, let alone the three branches of government.
There’s a saying: “Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity.” That’s Hanlon’s Razor, and wow, does it fit here. RUBIs aren’t evil masterminds plotting democracy’s downfall; they’re just fumbling through the voting booth with no clue about what’s at stake. And they’re cluelessly voting against their own interests in the process.
Picture this: you pluck a caveman out of the Stone Age and drop him into 2024, how well would he understand what’s happening? Not at all. That’s your average RUBI voter.
RUBIs aren’t watching debates, checking out campaign ads, or reading up on issues. Hell, they might not even know the difference between Republican and Democrat, other than “one’s red, one’s blue.” When they hit the polls, it’s with a vague idea of what they “like” or who feels familiar.
Alright, here’s a politically incorrect alert — if blunt talk makes you squirm, I get it. But buckle up, because we need to face the facts: not everyone is out there making smart, well-informed decisions based on research and solid information.
How many stories have we seen about RUBI voters — who just handed Trump another win — now finally realizing, oh shit, maybe voting for him wasn’t such a hot idea? Seriously, check it out. It’s like watching someone stick their finger in an electrical socket twice and then wondering why they keep getting shocked. Here’s the ugly truth: some people are just dumb as fuck. There, I said it. It doesn’t feel great to admit, and yeah, it sounds harsh. But ignoring it isn’t helping anyone. This country has a significant number of clueless, caveman-level RUBIs, and they just played a massive role in swinging this election.
The sooner we face this truth, the sooner we can start making decisions that actually benefit everyone — including the RUBIs.
George Carlin nailed it: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” Let that sink in for a minute.
Want a glimpse of what I’m talking about? Check out this video clip: Andrew Callahan interviewing some voters in Pennsylvania. Watching it will either make you laugh, cry, or want to move to a deserted island.
But hey, if you’re still skeptical, hang tight. We’re just getting started.
Oh, but they are. Yep, I’m talking about the Radically Uninformed and Blindingly Inattentive — the RUBIs. And trust me, a lot of people, especially the political establishment, just can’t wrap their heads around this.
Here’s the thing: I went to college, I follow the news, and I naturally assume others know a little about the world around them. You know, like basic stuff. How science works, how the government functions, maybe even how a woman’s body actually works (I know, high expectations). But nope — I am wrong. RUBIs aren’t just “a little different” from people like me; they’re operating on a whole other planet.
There’s actually a name for this disconnect: the “False Consensus Effect.” Basically, it’s this mental glitch where we assume other people share our level of knowledge, our values, our common sense. Spoiler: they don’t. Most of us are stuck in our own little bubbles, assuming everyone else is paying attention and trying to be informed. But they’re not. Some people — millions of them — don’t know a damn thing about what’s going on.
And when I say they’re out of touch, I mean seriously out of touch. Here’s a mind-blower for you: only 37% of U.S. adults have a bachelor’s degree or higher. The other 63%? They either didn’t finish college, barely scraped through high school, or dropped out. Look, I’m not saying that not having a degree means you’re dumb — not at all. But here’s the uncomfortable reality: there’s a strong link between education and things like media literacy, political engagement, and critical thinking.
Here’s what that looks like:
So, guess what? RUBIs don’t have media literacy, aren’t politically engaged, and definitely aren’t exercising critical thinking. That’s what makes them RUBIs in the first place.
And look, I’ll let you decide if voting against your own damn self-interest makes someone “stupid.” But in my book? Yeah, it kinda does.
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Here’s a little gem for you. A friend told me about a female Hispanic coworker who voted for Trump with the classic reason: “Biden hasn’t really done anything.” This, my friends, is RUBI logic at its finest — totally blind to the big picture.
Let’s be real: RUBIs have no clue how the political system actually works. Most couldn’t name the branches of government if their life depended on it. So when Republicans go full obstruction mode and block everything Democrats try to do, RUBIs are left with nothing but the soundbite: “See? The Democrat didn’t get anything done.” Convenient, right?
Remember this?
And this is just a sample of the GOP’s “stop them at all costs” playbook. But are RUBIs aware of any of this? Hell no. Because they’re not paying attention. So instead, they’re out there thinking Biden hasn’t done anything, blissfully unaware of the constant roadblocks thrown in his way.
Look, RUBIs aren’t evil. Demonizing them misses the entire point. Here’s the deal: they’re not out there trying to burn the country down; they’re just trying to get by, like the rest of us. As one Democratic voter with RUBI relatives put it:
“I look at my family — half unemployed, a mom working in public education, a relative who just started a small business, and two parents with no retirement plan. The policies Harris would’ve put in place? They’d actually help these people. But I get why they voted Trump. The last couple of years have sucked for them, and while I’ve felt the economic pinch, I’m doing okay. I hurt for them because they think Trump’s in their corner. They’re good people. They’re not Nazis or bigots. They’re just frustrated and feel left behind.”
Most folks, RUBIs included, are doing the best they can with what they know. The problem? They’re working with bare-bones information at best. My definition of a “bad person” is someone who’s malicious. And yeah, we’ve got some of those in this country — people who genuinely don’t give a damn about anyone else. But that’s not who we’re talking about here.
Most RUBIs are decent people, but they lack the education, media literacy, and critical thinking skills to be truly informed and engaged. Trump figured that out and knew exactly how to play them. He sold them a story, and they bought it. But here’s the tragic irony: the policies he’s pushing will hit RUBIs the hardest.
Take tariffs, for example. Trump’s obsession with them is about to fuck over American businesses, and, you guessed it, a ton of RUBIs are going to lose their jobs. They’re literally voting against their own interests. And because they don’t understand cause and effect all that well, they probably won’t connect the dots and realize it was Trump’s policies that did this to them. Meanwhile, Republicans will happily turn around and blame the whole mess on the Democrats. (“Thanks, Obama!”)
So, are RUBIs bad people? No. But their gullibility? That could end up doing some serious damage to the country unless we figure out how to actually reach them.
When RUBIs feel the walls closing in — when their finances are in the gutter and life feels out of control — they start looking around for a “strong man” to fix things. They want someone who’ll roll in, take charge, and make the scary stuff go away.
So, why the obsession with “strong men”? Let’s break it down:
In political lingo, we call these types “strongmen”—authoritarian types who act tough, talk tough, and bulldoze anyone in their way. People (especially RUBIs) see these guys as the fixers and problem-solvers, even though, in reality, these “strongmen” usually come with a nasty side of authoritarianism and don’t give a damn about democracy. But hey, people love a tough guy, right?
Look, I get it — talking about “strong men” feels ridiculous and offensive. If we’re honest, we know women are just as strong (if not stronger) in countless ways. But we’re talking about RUBIs here, not modern nuanced reality. RUBIs are sold on the image of a tough, decisive “man’s man.” And here’s the kicker: most of these “strong men” aren’t even strong. Look at Trump. He’s a whiny man-baby hiding behind his platform shoes and comb-over. But because he projects a certain persona, he fits the RUBI fantasy of a leader who “gets things done.”
RUBIs don’t want policy details or logical arguments — they want a guy who makes them feel secure. Here’s how a “strong man” checks all their boxes:
Sound familiar? It should. This is exactly why Trump appealed to RUBIs — and why every “strong man” archetype appeals to the masses in a crisis. It’s visceral, it’s primal, and, unfortunately, it works.
Alright, let’s talk about Trump. Believe me, I’d love nothing more than to never have to mention his fucking name again. But here we are. The guy’s a total anomaly because, let’s face it, Trump isn’t a politician. He had zero experience in politics before 2016, and honestly, you could argue he still hasn’t learned a damn thing since.
He doesn’t know policy, he’s famously allergic to reading those daily national security briefings, and yet, here he is. Trump’s one of only a handful of pop culture icons who managed to cross over into politics. Think about it:
For most voters, these backgrounds make no sense for political qualifications. But for RUBIs? These guys are perfect — they’re familiar, they’re “successful,” and, for some reason, they feel trustworthy.
So, what exactly do RUBIs know about Trump?
And that’s it. Seriously, that’s all they know. They don’t know he’s been bankrupt multiple times, impeached twice, and entangled in more scandals than we can count. They don’t know he tried to overthrow democracy. All they see is a straight-talking, wealthy TV guy who’s been President. And in their minds, that’s more than enough.
Here’s the thing: Trump has a massive advantage over every other politician out there because he’s a celebrity. His fame gives him a “Celebrity Shortcut” straight to RUBI hearts, bypassing all the hurdles regular politicians face. For most politicians, it’s an uphill battle just to get people to know who the hell they are, let alone understand their policies and actually like them. Trump skipped all that crap. He’s just like Reagan and Schwarzenegger in this way—people already knew him, already had an opinion, and, in a weird way, already trusted him.
In 2015, Trump entered the race as that guy, the wealthy, ballsy, no-nonsense TV personality yelling, “You’re fired!” on The Apprentice. To RUBIs, he’s still that guy: the successful billionaire who speaks his mind. They love his blunt, unfiltered style. Political correctness? Please. RUBIs see his straight talk as honesty and authenticity. “He tells it like it is!” they say. They’re all in.
And let’s be real—love him or hate him, Trump isn’t boring. He stands out. And to RUBIs, that’s golden.
Now, let’s talk about the rest of them. To RUBIs, most politicians are basically invisible. They’re boring people talking about boring issues RUBIs don’t understand, don’t care about, and aren’t going to pay attention to. Think back to that lineup of ten Republicans in 2015. Who the hell were any of them? And who in that bunch would a RUBI be most drawn to? Yup — Donald fucking Trump. No wonder he stole the show.
Kamala Harris? To a RUBI, she’s practically a ghost. Sure, some of them might know she’s the Vice President. Maybe. But they don’t know her policies, her background, or even her personality. To RUBIs, she’s a smiling, nice person with no real connection to their lives. Plus, deep-rooted biases against women in power don’t help. These people don’t get her, and they’re not motivated to.
I’m still floored by how many women threw their support behind Trump, considering his stellar track record with women (read: it’s terrible). And it’s not just women — it’s Black voters, people of color, and especially immigrants who somehow thought, Yeah, this guy’s my pick! It’s mind-blowing. But here’s the hard truth: RUBIs come in all shapes and sizes, and they’re all vulnerable to the same manipulation tactics. Trump’s got a knack for tapping into their frustrations and fears, and they keep lining up to support him because they think he’s going to help them.
So, here’s the kicker: after everything we know about RUBIs, think about putting forward a candidate like Kamala Harris — a woman of color who, to RUBIs, was practically an unknown. What do you think happened?
Just to be clear, I’m a huge Kamala fan. I think she would’ve been a fantastic president, and watching her lose hurt — bad. And it wasn’t just a close call; she was crushed. Looking back, I get it now. Kamala Harris, as great as she is, was a spectacularly poor choice for a candidate if the goal was to appeal to RUBIs. Against someone like Trump, a well-known, larger-than-life figure, she never stood a chance with these voters.
Let’s get real: RUBIs are struggling — money issues are hitting them hard. When politicians talk about “the economy,” RUBIs hear “Can I afford groceries this month?” For them, “the economy” is their own bank balance, not some abstract national metric.
So, when a pollster or political consultant throws out, “Is the country on the right track?” RUBIs give a resounding “No.” Why? Because if their world feels off track, the whole damn country must be too. Same goes for “presidential approval ratings.” If a RUBI’s broke, they’ll assume the President is screwing it up, whether it’s actually his fault or not. That’s just how it works in their world.
On one side of this election, we’ve got Donald Trump. And let’s be honest — he was exactly what RUBIs were looking for:
On the other hand, we had Kamala Harris. She’s the VP, seems nice, but to RUBIs? She was a total mystery. Here’s what went through a RUBI’s mind:
RUBIs wanted a leader who promised straightforward relief, because they’re just trying to survive. So when Kamala rolled out campaign promises like tax credits for first-time homebuyers or small business deductions, it all sounded like just more abstract politician-speak. Trump, meanwhile, went for simple, direct promises like cutting taxes on overtime and tips — things that actually affect the average worker’s wallet right now.
Bottom line: Trump told them he’d fix their problems. He didn’t need a detailed plan because, for RUBIs, bold talk sounds better than policy papers. He reached people where they hurt, while Kamala’s well-meaning but complex plans just didn’t connect. And that’s why, in the end, the RUBIs voted for Trump.
Well, yeah. Typically, RUBIs find politics boring as hell and avoid voting like the plague. They’re usually the stay-home, don’t-give-a-shit crowd. But 2024 threw a couple of major curveballs their way:
And, well, they did show up…they just happened to cast their vote for Trump.
Here’s where things get really frustrating. Democrats are out of touch and missing the forest for the trees. They think voters are driven by nuanced issues and thoughtful policy positions. Some certainly are, but RUBIs aren’t — they’re not clued into specific issues tied to their identity. They’re simply surviving. (Oh, and they just swung the whole fucking election to Trump.)
If Democrats want RUBIs to listen, they need to offer real solutions to their real-world issues, not pie-in-the-sky promises. Stop acting like people care about every issue on the party platform. RUBIs want to know how the hell they’re going to afford rent, not get a lecture on saving democracy.
Want to win over RUBIs? It’s time for a radical shift. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results. Stop wasting $1 billion on political ads and policies that don’t mean squat to RUBIs. It’s time to get down in the trenches, speak their language, and offer solutions they actually understand and care about. (Minimum wage, anyone?)
If the Democrats were smart, they’d look at Trump’s success and think, Hey, maybe we should try the same damn thing. The “Celebrity Shortcut” is real, folks, and it’s how Trump managed to breeze past traditional politicians. Ideally, the Dems would find someone who hits that RUBI sweet spot — a “strong man” type who looks like he could pull the country out of whatever mess is coming next, thanks in no small part to Trump and the Republicans.
But here’s the rub: a standard, boring politician isn’t going to cut it for the RUBIs. Let’s break it down:
So, if none of these folks are going to work, then who are we talking about here?
The Ideal Candidate to Win Over RUBIs Would Be…
So, who comes to mind? Think on it, because if the Democrats want to win over RUBIs, they’re going to need someone who checks all those boxes, not just a “nice guy” with policy papers.
Here’s a juicy little nugget to brighten your day: after this term, Trump is out. And who’s lined up to take the GOP reins? You got it — just a bunch of unrelatable, extreme, boring-as-hell Republican politicians. You really think JD Vance or any of those other MAGA weirdos are going to fire up the RUBIs? Not a chance in fucking hell.
Wouldn’t it be some sweet, karmic justice to turn the tables and watch Democrats “pull a Trump” for 2028? Imagine them rolling out a candidate who knows how to play the “Celebrity Shortcut” game just as well. Gets my blood pumping just thinking about it.
If Democrats want to start reclaiming this country, they’ve got some work to do, but it’s not rocket science. Here’s the playbook:
It sounds simple, right? Well, that’s because it is. Not easy, but simple. And look, screaming at the top of our lungs about “saving democracy” or “being on the right side of history” isn’t the answer here. Instead, we need to sit down, listen up, and figure out what makes the average American’s day a little bit easier.
Maybe that’s the real key to victory — not treating this as a battle of left vs. right, but as a battle to give every person a little more stability, a little more security, and maybe even a reason to believe things can get better. Because here’s the thing: we can do better than Trump. But to make that happen, we’ve got to start where the RUBIs are, not where we think they should be.
So here’s to 2028 — may we bring in a candidate who understands the heart of America, who doesn’t need a reality show to be relatable, and who can finally give the RUBIs a reason to believe in something better.
To close, here’s a powerful quote from another Democratic voter:
“For the most part, these Trump voters aren’t Nazis. They’re not bigots. They’re people who just want their lives to get better. They want their struggles recognized and addressed. Sure, Trump’s promises are as empty as his tinman heart, but a lot of his voters are genuinely voting for hope. And we’ve failed them. We’ve been so busy (and rightfully) outraged at what a garbage human Trump is that we haven’t looked at what it is about his platform that appeals to people. We’re stuck in the ‘they must be fascists, too’ mindset and missed the fact that maybe our policies don’t address their struggles. No, they’re not voting in their own best interest. But if we want to turn things around, we’ve got to understand why they think they are.”
There it is. The path to victory isn’t about shouting louder; it’s about listening, understanding, and actually delivering.
Have thoughts, feedback, comments? Feel free to email me at hello@hogendobler.com.